ULTIMATE BASTARD

mememic-bry: executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:11:46 -0400

executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

jameslcirk: realizing that you’ve forgotten what age you are and having to think about it for a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:08:53 -0400

jameslcirk:

realizing that you’ve forgotten what age you are and having to think about it for a second like

I’m not usually a praying girl, but, if you’re out there, The Final Pam,

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:03:02 -0400

deathknightsanddragons: Trying to design some armor for...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:55:15 -0400

deathknightsanddragons:

Trying to design some armor for Serrure.

I LOVe her so much!!!!!!

i have like.. the very broad idea of 2 campaign arcs but I gotta actually flesh em out...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:54:54 -0400

i have like.. the very broad idea of 2 campaign arcs but I gotta actually flesh em out ……. .

trxnquilmage: you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:27:09 -0400

trxnquilmage:

you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not only with people like thomas sanders or john mulaney or that comic guy with the bike, but with whole ass shows and projects? like nobody ever said b99 is cop propaganda. nobody was saying that until one single person mentioned it and suddenly its the worst show you could watch because of one aspect of their show, while ignoring the shows diversity and political stances.

same happened to dream daddy, like you cant deny that that game was groundbreaking for the lgbt society, but suddlenly some people started shit like ‘uhhh but 5 years ago the game grumps made transphobic jokes’ and ‘you know that joesph is actually a satanist, right?’ and suddenly no one talked about the game anymore?

everytime someone tries their fucking best to be inclusive, diverse etc. people are digging through everything they can find just to justify that they dont like it? overwatch recently hosted a huge event to raise money for breast cancer research in association with the BCRF and without even doing one second of research people accused them of working with the susan g. komen foundation (which wasnt true) and tried to boycott a fucking charity event?

what im saying is, dont let tumblr ruin everything you love because they are bitter

nomadnoah: America as a game map

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:20:27 -0400

nomadnoah:

America as a game map

celestrious: My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s an Oscar...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:19:05 -0400

celestrious:

My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s an Oscar bait movie

transsmlm:Not to be gay but men with long hair are so fucking pretty

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:11:51 -0400

transsmlm:

Not to be gay but men with long hair are so fucking pretty

deathknightsanddragons: allbeesarelesbians: my butch fashion and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:02:41 -0400

deathknightsanddragons:

allbeesarelesbians:

my butch fashion and body language tips got too real for me today

For my lesbian, butch, ftm, or more masculine presenting followers who have had the misfortune of being raised “lady-like”, here are some tips!

im watching critical role and i …. wnat to smorch the gentleman

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:01:09 -0400

im watching critical role and i …. wnat to smorch the gentleman

short ficlect because im bored

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:42:12 -0400

jarvis-ismy-copilot:

fiireproof:

howwasthefun-vee:

“Alright everyone, please hand in your permission slips.”

Peter quickly passed his slip up to the front, the teacher checking each for signatures. The teacher looked to Peter. “Mr. Parker, a word?” Flash raised an eyebrow at him as he went to the front, his hands stuffed in the pockets of his hoodie.

“Yes Mrs. Van Dusen?” She flipped the slip over to show Peter the signature.

“I know it may seem funny, but having ‘Tony Stark’ sign your document is no laughing matter. You know this needs to be signed by a real adult. You can’t just forge any signature.” Peter huffed. He knew having Mr. Stark sign it was a bad idea, but he had been running late, Aunt May already at work. Tony was driving him that day and had offered to sign it.

“But Mrs. Van Dusen, that is a real signature. I didn’t fake anything!” Mrs. Van Dusen just raised an unimpressed eyebrow. She shook her head.

“Unless you can give me proof Mr. Parker, I am going to have to say that you can’t go to the Stark Industries tour.” Peter looked up to the ceiling. He let out a grieved sigh. He pulled out his phone and scrolled through his contacts. “What are you doing, Mr. Parker?”

“You wanted proof didn’t you?” The teacher let out an impatient snort.

“Mr. Parker-” Peter held up a finger and hit videocall. Tony showed up on the screen, sitting in his workshop and holding a screwdriver.

“Hey Pete, what’s up? Why are you calling during school?” The classroom went silent, everyone looking to the front of the room. Peter let out a smirk.

“Hey Mr. Stark, sorry to bother you but my teacher doesn’t believe that you signed my permission slip.” Tony laughed, turning to his project.

“Well, I think this is proof enough? I signed it teacher lady.” The teacher nodded. “Alright, bye Pete! And come over when you have the time. I’m working on something that I think you’ll find interesting.” Peter smiled.

“Sure thing Tony.”

YES

Peter, probably:

everybodylikesyou: eiffel: back up a sec so it really is...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:52:43 -0400

everybodylikesyou:

eiffel: back up a sec so it really is captain lovelace? the captain lovelace?
minkowski: it tooks that way. unless either one of you has a good alternate explanation
eiffel, joking: maybe shes some type of clone thing? [snap] or a really good robot replica!

emorikomspacekru: you, an intellectual: idk what exactly is up with him but fjord is definitely not...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:46:42 -0400

emorikomspacekru:

you, an intellectual: idk what exactly is up with him but fjord is definitely not lawful good

me, a dumbass in for a shock down the road: not only do i love him i trust him with my life

swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: I feel like “thank you lesbian” and “fucking...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:45:37 -0400

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

I feel like “thank you lesbian” and “fucking superb you funky little lesbian” are two parts of a very powerful trifecta, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what the third part could be

Part 3 is from that Billy on the street clip where he’s running around with a load of lesbians and says “let’s go lesbians”

New alignment chart ladies

rabbiting: beekeeper and dreamhunter. commissions from last year

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:59:30 -0400

rabbiting:

beekeeper and dreamhunter. commissions from last year

deathknightsanddragons: Finished making dinner in the crock pot, no one’s home, so I can blast...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:54:02 -0400

deathknightsanddragons:

Finished making dinner in the crock pot, no one’s home, so I can blast Panic at the Disco! throughout the house and nobody can stop me.

HELL YEAH!!

bloodofshiagur:i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:45:32 -0400

bloodofshiagur:

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave: ATTENTION WRITERSGoogle BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:21:09 -0400

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

ATTENTION WRITERS
Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.
You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!
It’s SO easy!
You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!
Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!
There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!

Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:17:50 -0400